Mo Chridhe

~Call/text her incessantly.  ”What’s up?” –  ”How are you doing?” – “Whatcha up to today?” –  ”Wanna hang out?”  NO. Being clingy and desperate is extremely (EXTREMELY!) unattractive.
~Act cocky. Confidence is hot; acting cooler than us is not. It’s a fine line. Get it right.
~Text us, and when we text you back, either don’t text US back or text one word. Responding to us/having a conversation with us isn’t desperate, it’s being a human.
~Talk about your old girlfriends. WE DON’T CARE… and we are NOT them!
~Assume we all want the same thing from you. Not all of us want relationships.
~Be shy/awkward/weird. The majority of us like guys that know how to act normal around other people.
~Ask us out on text/Facebook, etc. Not only does that make you seem afraid of rejection (another unattractive quality), when our friends ask us, “how did he ask you out??” we’ll have to explain how weird you are.
~Keep checking your phone if we’re on a date. We try to abstain from this and expect you to as well.

And the number one thing not to do if you want a girl::

Tell your friends you’re sleeping with us when you aren’t and never have! We will find out. And you will be crossed off our list for forever.